You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows.
This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.
(Quote source is disputed,
but my layman mind tells me
Shakespeare definitely did not say this
(a lot of people say he did...))