"It’s just not my cup of tea. I don’t really like to stare at girls bodies. It’s just not my thing. There were men there, like dribbling, and it bothered me, so I left. I’m an idiot; I didn’t know that Victoria’s Secret was lingerie. Everybody else was like, ‘what did you think it was, dickhead?’ I went outside and had a cigarette."
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"I always think it’s odd that someone goes out there in front of all these people and tells really stupid stories that no one cares about. I know I’m uncomfortable and really awkward out there. But the people who seem too comfortable—man, they are weird! I mean, what kind of person are you that you feel really comfortable with people watching and applauding you? I fear enjoying that. Is that weird?"
—Joaquin Phoenix